Santa banta ane machhar…
Jan 26th
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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya
Banta – e kvi rite?
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Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..
Happy Makar Sankranti
Jan 14th
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Ashao na akash ma,
Vishwas ni dor vade,
Aap ni safalta no Patang,
Sada nava mukam prapt kre tevi hardik subhkamna.
Happy Utrayan
Joie Che…
Jan 13th
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Joie 6
2 divas mate j,
Patang luti sake teva lutara.
Salary – 4 mamra na ladu,
2 tal na ladu,
1 jinjra nu puriyu,
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1 serdi no satho.
Anubhavi ne khas nimantran 6.
Aa gai…
Jan 11th
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Aa gai ,
Aa gai,
Gai gai,
Kv patang gai ?
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Advance ma..
Jan 9th
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Advance ma…
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Firki moklu 6u,
Mate dar vars ni jem,
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Lutara na banta..
Ha kaheso…
Nov 27th
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Ha kaheso to swikar karis,
Na kaheso to mahenat kris,
Pn jyare tamara layak banis,
Tyare fari offer karis,
Pn prem to tamne j karis.
Kabutar bethu…
Nov 26th
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Kabutar bethu dal par,
Aasu padyu rumal par,
Hu fida tari chal par,
Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.
Mitro color ni jem..
Nov 22nd
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Mitro color ni jem hoy 6,
J apni jingdi ma rang pure 6,
Hu kadach tamaro favourite color na hou,
Pn evi asha 6 k chitra puru krva ma kyak mari jarur pdse.
1 sharabi…
Nov 20th
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1 sharabi mari rahyo hto.
Bhagvan pragat thya ne puchyu – koi akhri icha?
Sharabi – Prabhu avta janam ma dat bhale 1 j apje pn liver 32 apje.
Rajnikanth and Naresh kanodia
Nov 19th
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Rajni – mari pase nam 6,paisa 6, takat 6,tari pase su 6?
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Naresh kanodia – Bapu, apdi pase to 1000 vigha ma dungli na khetar 6.
Prem ma padi…
Nov 7th
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Na tane khabar pdi na mane khabar pdi,
K hu prem ma padyo k tu prem ma padi,
Karan kai nai 2 aakh ladi,
Hu prem ma padyo k tu prem ma padi.
Munnabhai n College…
Nov 7th
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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Kora kagal ma…
Nov 7th
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Kora kagal ma kaik aam lakhu 6u,
Mogra na tej ne pn shyam lakhu 6u,
Udi na jay suvas tari,
Etle Bandh ekant ma pn nam lakhu 6u.
Ekant…
Nov 7th
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Dil ma kaik kaik thay 6 Ekant ma,
Man ghanu munjay 6 Ekant ma,
Bhulva jene chahu 6u ej to,
Yad avi jay 6 Ekant ma.
Teacher ane student…
Nov 2nd
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Teacher – kaho joi semester system no su faydo 6?
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Student – Faydo hoy k na hoy vars ma 2 var bejjati jarur thai jay 6.
Pati patni ne Lotri…
Nov 2nd
Pati – Jo mane lotri lage to tu su kre?
Patni – Hu addhu inam lai ne hamesh mate jati rau.
Pati – bau saras, mane 50 rs ni lotri lagi 6, le tara 25 rs ane chalti tha.
Bhai Bij…
Oct 28th
8 vars no bhai eni ben ne puche 6,
Prem etle su?
Ben – tu roj mara daftar mati choklet khai jay 6,
6ata hu tyaj choklet rakhu 6u e 6 Prem.
Happy Bhaibij.
Best wishes For…
Oct 26th
Best wishes 4 a bunch of festivals like,
Tigher barash,
Money terash,
Black chaudash,
Lampline,
Sitting year,
Brother Bij &
Profit pancham…!
Happy Diwali…
Oct 26th
H – Harkhushi
A – Aapke
P – Pass
P – Pahoche
Y – Ye
D – Dil se
I – Is Diwali k
W – Waqt
A – Ap k
L – Liye
I – Ishwar se prathna
Happy Diwali
May this Diwali…
Oct 26th
May this Diwali,
Light up new dreams,
Fresh hopes,
Undiscovrd avenues,
Different perspectives fill ur days with Pleasent surprises and moments.
Happy Diwali.
Diyo ki roshni…
Oct 26th
Diyo ki roshni rangoli ki bahar,
Patako ki dhoom,
Apno ka pyar,
Laxmi ka aagman,
Aur khusiyo ki bo6ar,
Mubarak ho aap ko diwali ka tyohar,
Happy Diwali.
Deep jale to…
Oct 23rd
Deep jale to roshan aapka jhan ho,
Pura aapka har ek kaam ho,
Maa laxmi ki kripya bani rhe aap per,
Is Dhanteras per aap bahut dhanwan ho.
Happy Dhanteras
Sone ka rath…
Oct 23rd
Sone ka rath, chandi ki palki,
Baith kar jisme hai Maa Laxmi aayi,
Dene aapko or aapke pariwar ko,
Dhanteras ki bhadhai.
Happy Dhanteras.
Laxmi aayegi itni…
Oct 23rd
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah nam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye,
Dhanteras ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye.
Dear Godess Lakshmi..
Oct 23rd
Dear Godess Lakshmi,
Bless the reciepent of this message,
with thirteen times Dhan,
on this Dhan Teras,
Happy DHANTERAS.
On Dhanteras Festival…
Oct 23rd
On Dhanteras Festival,
May Divine blessings of Goddess Lakshmi,
Bestow on you bountiful fortune.
Happy Dhanteras Wishes
May goddess Laxmi….
Oct 23rd
May goddess Laxmi bless your business,
To do well in spite of all odds like ,
The enduring charms of gold and diamonds,
Happy Dhanteras
Dino din badhta jaye…
Oct 23rd
Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar,
pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar,
hoti rahe sada apar dhanki bochar,
aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar.
HAPPY DHANTERAS!!!
Dipak ki roshni…
Oct 23rd
Deepak ki roshni
Mithayio ki mithas
Patako ki bochar
Dan Daan ki barsat
Har pal Har din
Aapke liye laye
Dhanteras ka tyohar.
Happy Dhanteras.
Dhanteras ka Shubh din..
Oct 23rd
DHANTERAS ka shubh din aya,
sabke liye nayi khushiya laya,
LAKSHMI GANESH viraje apke ghar me,
sada rahe sukho ki chhaya.
“HAPPY DHANTERAS”
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