Gujarati Spicy SMS
jamva mate..
Sep 1st
Santa ane Madam..
Aug 27th
Santa : Mam aa bra n panty tamara pr sari lagse,
Mam : tane kvi rite khabr ?
Santa : mai interiour design no diploma karyo 6.
CID JOTA JOTA..
Jul 23rd
CID JOTA JOTA THODU THODU VANCHO,
EXAM JAY TEL LEVA NAGA THAINE NACHO.
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khanjan shah
Gujarati bhasa..
Jul 9th
Gujarati bhasa pn majani 6.
Ek cute slim lady ne koi e puchyu,
Tamari tandurasti nu Rahasya su 6?
Lady – hu bahu Chalu 6u.
Have tame j ko ama apde su samjvu?
Suraj pase…
Jul 2nd
Suraj pase me ek rat magi 6,
Wah Wah
Suraj pase me ek rat magi 6,
Wah Wah
Acp bolyo – daya jaldi darvajo khol mane sandas lagi 6.
Desh re joya..
Jul 2nd
Desh re joya dada pardesh joya,
WAH WAH WAH
Desh re joya dada pardesh joya,
WAH WAH WAH
ACP : daya 6i karya pachi hath dhoya ??
Teacher..
May 29th
Teacher : Kans kon hato ?
Student : gadhedo.
T : e kvi rite ?
S : jyare ene khabr hati k devki ane vasudev no aathmo chokro ene mari nakhvano 6 to e bane ne jail ma sate km rakhya ?
Santa..
May 28th
Santa:mri hare mathakut na kar.mai share da puttar hu.
Banta:saru yar.e to k aunty jungle gai ti k share ghare ayo to?
Sohib – Saniya
May 28th
sohib = sachu k atyar sudi ketla loko sate suti 6o?
saniya = kasam ti fakt tamri sate.baki hindustani etla josila 6 k akhi rat suva nai deta.
Teacher…
May 22nd
Teacher : jyare hu bhanavu tyare tu matha ma tel km nakhi le 6?
boy : ek rate mara mom papa ne kta ta andar na ghustu hoy to tel lagavi lo
Chokri..
May 22nd
Chokri : mumy baju valo chokro bau kharab che mane pupy kari ne bhagi jay che.
Mom : bau j tofani che.ek dam ena bapa par gyo che.
Papa..
May 20th
Papa : lage che chokri na lagan jaldi kari deva padse.
Ma : ha rasoda mati roj gajar mula gayb thai jay che.
Dada: 2 divas ti mari lakdi pn gayab che.
Manchhan veche..
May 11th
Manchhan veche machhali ne Ghachan veche tel,
wah wah!
Manchhan veche machhali ne Ghachan veche tel,
wah wah!
Rabaran na bhosada ma dhime dhime mel…
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Gami te..
May 3rd
Gami te mali nahi,
mali te faavi nahi,
Favi teni sathe maja aavi nahi,
Ane maja aavi te kayam mate rahi nahi,
TENU NAM J NAUKRI[JOB]
Sparsh na pushpo..
May 3rd
Sparsh na pushpo khile che swas ma,
Dhadkano guji rahi vishwas ma,
Jivan safar kya hase ane kevo hase?
Sala keva vicharo ave che savare san**s ma….
Santa..
Apr 19th
Santa : kam vali shanti ne bolav
Wife : kem?
Santa : doctr e kidhu che rate dava lai ne santi sate sui javanu..
1970 ni mummy…
Apr 19th
1970 ni mummy ena chokra ne
Apana dharm ni chokri sate lagan karje,
1980 apna gyati ni,
1990 apna level ni,
2000 apna desh ni,
2010 haram khor lagan chokri sate j karje..
Ek Chokri..
Apr 2nd
Ek Chokri ni bra par lakhyu hatu..
93.5 RED FM
to eni panty par su lakhyu hase ?
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vicharo….
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‘Bajate Raho’
1st April
Apr 1st
1st April na 1 Chokro eni mummy ne,
Mummy Mummy kitchen ma nokar nokrani ne kiss kari rahyo che,
Mummy : Hamna eni san thekane lavu chu.
Boy : HA HA HA…April Fool…
E to papa che…
Nahak aa badhi velio…
Mar 20th
nahak aa badhi velio asmane che pugi,
nahak aa badhi velio asmane che pugi,!,
jeno nasho amne chde e draksh kya che ugi.? !!!!!
sadhu..
Mar 18th
Sadhu seri mati jata ta,
Upar ti bra padi,
Sadhu bolyo : “Aa salu keri koi khay ne chotla amari par nakhe che”
Reliance
Mar 8th
Reliance wala diaper banave to ..e loko nu slogen shu hoy ?
ab karlo susu chaddi mei …
Tarak maheta special..
Mar 5th
Tarak maheta special..
Unche ped pe ugta hai papita,
Unche ped pe ugta hai papita,
Jetha no favourite maal che babita…
Shastro ma lakhyu che…
Mar 5th
Shastro ma lakhyu che k pati patni rath na 2 paida saman che,
Be mathi ek ne taklif thay to rath chali sake nahi,
Etle kahyu che k Spair Wheel taiyar rakho.



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