Gujarati Insult SMS
Pal ma bhulay…
May 17th
Pal ma bhulay te prit na kevay,
Aapni yaad na aave te meet na kevay,
Ame tamne prem thi sandesho mokliye,
Ane tane reply na karo a tamari rit na kevay.
Submitted by….
rohit ghoniya
Su tamne…
Oct 17th
Su tamne kyarey shardi thai che ?
Nathi thai.
Kyarey nahi thai ?
Sorry ho.
Bhul thai gai.
Shardi to nak hoy to thai ne.
Submitted by…
Mayur vekariya
Payal thi payal
Sep 21st
Payal ti payal ni zankar sundar 6,
Prem ti prem no anubhav sundar 6,
Loko kahe 6 aap sundar 60,
Pn tamara karta tamaro swabhav sundar 6.
Boy – Girl…
Sep 13th
B: lipstik sri 6.
G: thanx.
B: nice dress.
G: thnx.
B: nice jewellary.
G: thnx bhaiya.
B: to pn tu sari nati lagti.
2 lover…
Sep 13th
2 lover park ma beta pizza khata ta,
Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,
Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?
Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6.
Namaskar…
Jul 5th
Namaskar !!
Jivta ho to 1 sms mokljo,
Upr gaya hoy to varsad mokljo,
Swarg ma ho to apsra mokljo,
Ane narak ma ho to Enjoy yr self !!
Fifa Fever…
Jul 3rd
Fifa Fever
Dnt mess wid da champs
-Brazil
V r taking tht cup home
-Argentina
V wil hv da world @ our feet
-Portugal
Amne pn ramado ne pls.
-India
Hathi,gaay ne gadhedo…
Jul 2nd
Hathi,gaay ne gadhedo ma bahas thati ti,
k kon best 6.
Hati – hu bhare saman upadhu 6u.
Gaay – hu dudh apu 6u.
.
.
.
Kaik bol yar tari vari 6.
Jo tamari pase..
Jun 15th
Jo tamari pase..
koi saro SMS hoy
to..
……
jaldi thi…
…
ene paper ma lakhi..
..
fold kari cover ma nakhi..
…
kabat ma lock kari ne rakhi do..
..
kyak bhul thi send na thai jay…
Pani ma..
May 31st
Pani ma tarvani “machli†ni style,
Hava ma udvani “popat†ni style,
Nava msg moklva ni “mari†style,
Ane free ma msg vanchvani “tamari “ style.
Wah wah wah..
Mara vise jani…
May 29th
Mara vise jani ne su karso?
Parichay che mandir ma devo ne maro,
Ane masjido ma khuda olkhe che,
Nati maru vaktitva chanu koi thi,
Tamara pratape badha olkhe che.
5 pakshi..
May 24th
5 pakshi zad ni dali par betha hata,
Shikari 1 ne mari nakhyu ne, 3 udi gaya.
To Pan 1 pakshi bethu rahyu…
Kem ??
Bas tamari jem….
Khoti hosiyari mare biju su.
Bread na batka…
May 15th
Bread na batka ne katka k vay,
Nakhra kare ene latka k vay,
SMS na kare ene kadka k vay,
Atlu vanchi ne pachi pn SMS na kare ene NAK na NAKTA k vay…
Koina SMS..
May 3rd
Koina SMS aavta atki gaya,
Bhar nindar mathi ame jabki gaya,
Amara mukh par shabdo avi gaya Ke,
He bhagvan amne aa keva kanjus loko batki gaya…
Tu hase chhe…
May 1st
Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe
Mitro…
Apr 27th
Mitro…
Modha pr hath fervo
Ha barabr
Nak jevu kai adu ave che?
?
?
?
Jo avtu hoy to 1 sms karo..
Chand ne lavu tara chok ma…
Mar 16th
Chand ne lavu tara chok ma,
Gulab ni pakhdi lagavu tara hoth ma,
Hira no har paheravu tari dok ma,
Pan hamna tu mari pattar thok ma…
Khobo bhari ne vahal…
Mar 15th
Khobo bhari ne vahal moklu chu,
Dil thi Dil no sawal moklu chu,
Aaj nathi tamaro msg k call,
Kem yad nathi avti k pachi tamara mate thoda kaju badam moklu…….
Bolo nahi to chalse…
Mar 8th
Bolo nahi to chalse,
Haso nahi to chalse,
SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame Msg vanch so a bus che……..
Ek glas thandu pani lo…
Mar 8th
Ek glas thandu pani lo
Ema limda na ful nakho,
2 kalak mate rakhi do,
Pachi 10 min garam kari ne thandu padi pi jao
Kanjusi na badha kida mari jase,
Pachi sms karjo…
Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai…
Feb 28th
Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai…
Ramta ramta thodi majak thai gai..
Feb 28th
Ramta ramta thodi majak thai gai,
Pahela mulakat ane pachi vat thai gai,
Vicharta hata k kevi hase paheli dosti,
Tame malya ane magaj ni to Pathari Fari gai…….
Chakli Chi Chi kare..
Feb 28th
Chakli Chi Chi kare,
Kagdo Ka ka kare,
Bakri Me Me kare,
Kutro Bho Bho kare,
pan tamara jeva “KANJUS” SMS na kare…..
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