Gujarati Jokes SMS
Santa school ma…
Feb 19th
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Teacher – ` varsh ma ketli rat hoy 6?
Smart santa – 10 rat hoy 6.
T – 10 kevi rite?
S – 9 ratri ane shiv ratri
Jivlo…
Feb 19th
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Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?
Jivlo – ketie y 6.
Bapu – ena kapda leto av
Jivlo – km bapu?
Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.
Santa banta ane machhar…
Jan 26th
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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya
Banta – e kvi rite?
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Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..
1 sharabi…
Nov 20th
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1 sharabi mari rahyo hto.
Bhagvan pragat thya ne puchyu – koi akhri icha?
Sharabi – Prabhu avta janam ma dat bhale 1 j apje pn liver 32 apje.
Rajnikanth and Naresh kanodia
Nov 19th
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Rajni – mari pase nam 6,paisa 6, takat 6,tari pase su 6?
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Naresh kanodia – Bapu, apdi pase to 1000 vigha ma dungli na khetar 6.
Munnabhai n College…
Nov 7th
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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Teacher ane student…
Nov 2nd
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Teacher – kaho joi semester system no su faydo 6?
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Student – Faydo hoy k na hoy vars ma 2 var bejjati jarur thai jay 6.
Pati patni ne Lotri…
Nov 2nd
Pati – Jo mane lotri lage to tu su kre?
Patni – Hu addhu inam lai ne hamesh mate jati rau.
Pati – bau saras, mane 50 rs ni lotri lagi 6, le tara 25 rs ane chalti tha.
Kaka….
Sep 25th
Kaka valand pase gya.
valand – kaka val ketla tuka rakhu?
kaka – tari kaki na hath ma na ave etla kri nakh.
Rajnikant Vs Naresh kanodia
Jul 26th
Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai ?
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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Ravan ane bidi..
Jul 18th
Ravan – bidi 6?
Hanuman – nti.
Ram – khotu su krva bole 6 ?
H – Prabhu tme na bolso, ena 10 matha 6, akhu bandle pi jase.
Santa ni bakari…
Jul 18th
Santa bakri charavto to.
Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6 ?
S – School lai jav 6u.
B – Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.? aje to Sunday 6.
Santa Banta TV…
Jul 4th
Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6.
Banta – pn hu nai joi sku.
Santa – km?
Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.
Bapu sak market ma…
Jul 4th
Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?
Sakvalo – 20 na 500
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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.
Reverse Police
Jun 26th
Teacher- Jo Tame 001 Dial Karo To Shu Thay?
Pin2- police Jip reverse gear ma Aave Biju Shu… ?
Submitted by…
Rencho
Bapu ni modern wife…
Jun 18th
Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,
“See u in the evening”
Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,
dhamki kone de 6 ?
Mother tongue…
Jun 7th
Gujarati chokro form bharta papa ne
Papa mother tongue ma su lakhu ?
Papa – lakhi nakh ‘Very Long’
Gabbar Vs Thakur…
Jun 7th
Gabbar – Ye mobile muje dede Thakurrrrr….
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Thakur – Hal hve hath pag ni masti kare tya sudhi barabr baki mobile ni masti na hoy.
Papa ane Result…
May 17th
Papa – taru result su avyu ?
Son – principal no chokro fail thyo.
Papa – taru ?
Son – pela major no chokro pn fail thyo.
Papa – pn taru su thyu ?
Son – pela Dr no chokro pn
Papa – gadheda hu taru puchu chu.
Son – to tme kya mota prime ministor cho to tamaro chokro pass thai jay.
Madam bhanave…
May 17th
Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,
madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.
Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.
Submitted by….
Vimal Topiwala
Chaapal kya thi leva ??
May 3rd
Derasar,
Mandir,
Gurudwara,
Charch,
Masjid
Jya tamari shradha hoy tya jao pn,
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CHAPPAL to dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.
Santa Vs Aishwariya..
Apr 29th
Santa e Aish ne call kryo,
Santa – Pahechan kaun ??
Aish – no idea
Santa – Then get idea.
Var akha gam ma keto fare 6 get idea ne baira pase j idea nati. ?
Bapu Vs Doctor
Mar 31st
Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,
Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,
Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..
Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !
Submitted by…
Soonil vasava
Bapu Vs Police
Mar 31st
police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????
thodu vicharya pa6i
To halo garba chalu karo
Submitted by…
NIKHIL
Teacher vs Raju…
Mar 31st
Teacher – raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata?
Raju – saheb potpotna ghare thi.
Submitted by..
Bheem
Indian cinema..
Jan 18th
Indian cinema ma sau ti pela konu email id banyu htu ?
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Nathi khabar???
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Shammi kapoor,
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Kmk ene sauti pela kidhu hatu…
YAHOO….
Rajnikant ne naresh kanodia…
Jan 18th
Rajnikant ne naresh kanodia vache have dosti thai gai 6,
Have eni ek gujarati film avani 6,
Name 6 – ” Shaher no robo ne gam no dobo “
Gamda no premi…
Jan 6th
Gamda na premi e premika mate shayri kari,
Su tari chal ne su tari leela?
Su tari chal ne su tari leela?
Hu taro ‘TEESMARKHAN’ ne tu mari ‘SHEELA’.
Sardar shopkeeper…
Nov 20th
Sardar mirror leva gya.
aani su gurentee 6?
Shopkepr : aa ne 100 ma floor thi feko to e 99 sudhi futse nai.
Sardar : wow ! pack kri do.
Submitted by…
amit
Teacher student…
Oct 28th
T – bhul thay tyare mafi mage ene su kvy ?
S – samjdar
T – bhul na hoy to pn mafi mage ene su kvy ?
S – Boyfriend..
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