Gujarati Jokes SMS
Reliance
Mar 8th
Reliance wala diaper banave to ..e loko nu slogen shu hoy ?
ab karlo susu chaddi mei …
Bhikhari & Sheth
Mar 8th
Bhikhari ………sheth 12 rupiya aapo ne coffee piva javi chhe
sheth ….12 rupiya kem ..coffee na to 6 rs ..j chhe
bhikhari ….pan saheb girlfreind pan bhegi chhe..
sheth ……bhikhari thaine gf..?
bhikhari …..sheth …girlfriend e bhaikhari banavi didho ……
Kale badhe raja..
Mar 8th
Kale badhi school , colleges , offices ma raja hase,
Badha ne kahi do..
Karan : rozy miss no kutro mari gayo…aaaooooo…
Nokri..
Mar 8th
Bhakt : baba koi evi nokri batavo jya kam na karvu pade, loko enu kam jate kare ane mane paisa pan de.
Baba : ja beta SULABH SAUCHALAY…
Sardar enterance exam ma…
Mar 7th
Sardar pariksa room na darvaje ubha ubha paper lakhta hata,
Koi e puchyu ahi darvaja par exam kem aapo cho ?
Sardar : are bevkuf aa entrance exam che..
Santa hotel ma…
Mar 7th
Santa ek makan ne hotel mani andar ghusya ane jor thi boom mari ne order apyo : ek lassi lavjo..
Tya table pachal bethel manase kahyu : shhhh…aa library che..
Santa e mafi magi ane dhime thi kahyu : ek lassi lavjo…
Tarak maheta special..
Mar 5th
Tarak maheta special..
Unche ped pe ugta hai papita,
Unche ped pe ugta hai papita,
Jetha no favourite maal che babita…
Shastro ma lakhyu che…
Mar 5th
Shastro ma lakhyu che k pati patni rath na 2 paida saman che,
Be mathi ek ne taklif thay to rath chali sake nahi,
Etle kahyu che k Spair Wheel taiyar rakho.
kartik calling kartik
Mar 4th
jo kartik calling kartik low budget film hot to ??
enu name su hot ???
kartik miscaling kartik..
Santa ne Gadheda per Collage javano Shokh..!!!
Mar 1st
Santa ne Gadheda per Collage javano Shokh..!!!
Thoda varso pachhi Santa ne Ekalu javu padyu……
Puchho Kem….???
Kaaran K,
Gadhedu Graduate thai gayo..!!!
A teacher to boy…
Mar 1st
A teacher to boy: Dharo k tamara left pocket ma 1000rs chhe,
ane right pocket ma 100rs chhe to
tame shu vicharso?
BOY: salu aa pent konu chhe ???
Me aaje talkiz ma PAA movie joyu.
Mar 1st
Baa – Me aaje talkiz ma PAA movie joyu.
Bapu – Are dobi gai ti to aakhu joi ne j avu hatu ne….
Mom have hu school e nai jav …
Mar 1st
pappu …………mom have hu school e nai jav …
mom………….kem?
papu……….nokari karis..
mom ……tu 4th standard ma chhe tu kyu kaam karis ..?
papu …….hu 3rd standard ni chhokriyo na tution karis .!
Kone kithu Gujarati bhasha seli che???
Feb 28th
Kone kithu Gujarati bhasha seli che???
Khali jagya HA ke NA thi bharo.
1.__Hu mans nathi.
2.__Hu J murakh chhu.
3.__maro koi ilaaj nathi.
4.__Hu J pagal chhu.
Gujarati “TITANIC”
Feb 28th
Jo “TITANIC” picture koi gujarati director banave to enu naam su rakhe ?
“Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma “
Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai…
Feb 28th
Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai…
Ramta ramta thodi majak thai gai..
Feb 28th
Ramta ramta thodi majak thai gai,
Pahela mulakat ane pachi vat thai gai,
Vicharta hata k kevi hase paheli dosti,
Tame malya ane magaj ni to Pathari Fari gai…….
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