Gujarati Surprise SMS
Pati ne Patni…
Jul 18th
Pati ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.
Patni: km ruvo 6o ?
Pati : aa book no ant khub karun 6e.
Patni: kai book?
Pati: Passbook.
Submitted by…
Shah Naman
Ketlu saru…
Jun 26th
Ketlu Saru Hasi Lo 6o,
Ketli Saralta Thi Potana Banavi Lo 6o,
Atlo Sneh Kevi Rite Jatavi Lo 6o,
Koi A Sikhvadyu 6 K Pa6i Mari Nakal Utaro 6o ??
Submitted by…
Black Blub
Mari ek vat…
Jun 24th
Mari ek vat yad rakhjo,
Jivan ma kai male na male,
2 vastu hamesha hak ti mangi j levi joie,
1- samosa jode extra chatni
2- pani puri khadha pachi kori puri
Madam bhanave…
May 17th
Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,
madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.
Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.
Submitted by….
Vimal Topiwala
100 gram…
Mar 27th
8888888
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su juo cho ??
100 gm magfadi 6,
foli ne pachi moklo,
navra j cho ne….
3 inda…
Jan 18th
3 inda (eggs) niche pdya,
Pn ema thi 2 j futya,
km ?
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Thay kyarek evu,
Tame tension na lo,
Msg fwd kro..
Chikan masala..
Jan 18th
Chikan masala banava mate apne joise
chikan – 1 kilo,
tameta – 5,
masalo – packet,
mithu – svad anusar,
dungli – hesiat anusar…
Glass undho…
Dec 23rd
Glass Undho karo to pani bahar Aavse,
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Hu Atyare FREE Chhu….
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MSG to Aava j Aavse…!!
Submitted by..
soonil vasava
Aje ame…
Sep 13th
Aje ame diva pr hath rakhi ne kasam khai chi,
Roj bhanisu,
Roj class bharisu,
Teacher ne galo nai daie,
Notes banavisu,
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Satyanash..!
Divo bujai gyo..!
Chokri chokro…
Sep 12th
Chokri : chokro kvo 6?
Bhai : nature saro che.
bba kryu che.film na hero jevo dekhay 6.
C : wow kai film?
B : Pipli Live.
Gami te…
Aug 20th
Gami te mali nahi,
Mali te faavi nahi,
Favi teni sathe maja aavi nahi,
Ane maja aavi te kayam mate rahi nahi,
TENU NAM NAUKRI.
Prem to…
Aug 12th
Prem to amare pan karvo hato,
Pn vat khas thai nai,
Tajmahal to amare pan bhanavo hato,
Pn afsoss ke loan pas thai nai..!
Petrol na bhav..
Jul 28th
Petrol na bhav vadhva pr bapu bolya:
Apan ne kai farak na pade,
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Pela y hu 100 nu puravto aje y hu 100 nu puravu 6u.
Hindi picture..
Jul 24th
Hindi picture ma Hero aag majay toye tene kem kai thatu nathi..?
Karan “Hero ushma ane vidhyut no Avahak hoy 6.”
Yaad avyu Gokhelu….?
Submitted by…
Deepak Prajapati “DIl Se”
Na pucho..
Jul 19th
Na pu60 mane mari premika su bhane 6,
Are na pu60 mane mari premika su bhane 6,
Ganit me sikhdavyu ne ,
Dakhla bija jode gane 6..!
Submitted by..
bhavesh parmar
Teacher Student..
Jul 15th
Teacher: Speak Bahuvachan of “FOX”
Student: “Winter”
Teacher: doba fox etle “Shiyad”.
Student: dobi, Winter etle Shiyado.!!
Submitted by..
Ritesh Rana
Kai line..
Jul 11th
Kai line vadhu vapray 6 jyare apne Friends sate hoie..
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Oye, Kai na bolta ghare ti phone che..!
Ghor kaliyug..
Jul 11th
Ghor kaliyug…
bus stop pr chokro 1 chokri ne chedto to.
chokri : ghare ma ben nati k su ??
chokro : na
chokri : to chal na yaha time pass kyu karta hai…!!
Jeni pachal…
Jul 11th
Jeni pachal “RU” Ave e badhu J DANGER ZONE ma aave.
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KUTRU,
SASARU,
MACHHRU,
BICHARU,
NOTRU,
VANDARU,
LAFRU,
JAJARU,
ANDHARU ANE BAIRU
Bolo chene.
Submitted by..
Dharmendra Trivedi 9662047625
Namaskar…
Jul 5th
Namaskar !!
Jivta ho to 1 sms mokljo,
Upr gaya hoy to varsad mokljo,
Swarg ma ho to apsra mokljo,
Ane narak ma ho to Enjoy yr self !!
Goa ni reti ma..
Jul 3rd
Goa ni reti ma ek sundar chokri bethi ti,
Ene baju ma bethela chokra ne puchyu km kai bolto nathi ?
Chokra e hasi ne reti ma lakhyu,
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Modha ma mavo 6.
Plzz…
Jul 2nd
Plzz…amari majak udavanu bandh karo.
stop fwd msgs.
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Daya, Acp, Abhijit.
Hathi,gaay ne gadhedo…
Jul 2nd
Hathi,gaay ne gadhedo ma bahas thati ti,
k kon best 6.
Hati – hu bhare saman upadhu 6u.
Gaay – hu dudh apu 6u.
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Kaik bol yar tari vari 6.
Ishwar ne..
Jul 2nd
Ishwar ne pan tathastu kaheta dar lage 6,
Ishwar ne pan tathastu kaheta dar lage 6,
Karan ke
Aajno manvi phool dhari ne bagicho mage 6.
Maru haiyu..
Jun 16th
Maru haiyu koi pr vari gayu,
Maru haiyu koi pr vari gayu,
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Haiyu gyu tel leva pn aapnu India hari gyu.
5 muskhel vastu..
Jun 15th
5 muskel vastu o..
1- murgi ne lipstik lagavvi.
2- hati ne khola ma besadvo.
3- vanda ne prem karvo.
4- machar ne kapda perava
ane…..
5 – tamne bhulvu..
Jo tamari pase..
Jun 15th
Jo tamari pase..
koi saro SMS hoy
to..
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jaldi thi…
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ene paper ma lakhi..
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fold kari cover ma nakhi..
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kabat ma lock kari ne rakhi do..
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kyak bhul thi send na thai jay…
Hu Gandhiji…
Jun 14th
Hu Gandhiji na phota bhega kari rahyo 6u,
to mane tamari help joie 6e,
to ghar ma jetali 50,100,500,1000 ni
note hoy te mane mokalo,…
Submitted by..
Yogesh bhai.
1 gam hatu..
Jun 11th
1 gam hatu
Tema 1 raja hato
1 rani hati
1 suthar hato
1 mochi hato
1 hajam hato
1 maharaj hato
1 jyotish hato
1 Dr.hato
Bija Loko pan che pachi kahish.
Submitted by..
Dharmendra Trivedi
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