Posts tagged Gujarati Jokes SMS
Santa school ma…
Feb 19th
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Teacher – ` varsh ma ketli rat hoy 6?
Smart santa – 10 rat hoy 6.
T – 10 kevi rite?
S – 9 ratri ane shiv ratri
Santa banta ane machhar…
Jan 26th
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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya
Banta – e kvi rite?
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Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..
Kabutar bethu…
Nov 26th
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Kabutar bethu dal par,
Aasu padyu rumal par,
Hu fida tari chal par,
Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.
1 sharabi…
Nov 20th
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1 sharabi mari rahyo hto.
Bhagvan pragat thya ne puchyu – koi akhri icha?
Sharabi – Prabhu avta janam ma dat bhale 1 j apje pn liver 32 apje.
Rajnikanth and Naresh kanodia
Nov 19th
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Rajni – mari pase nam 6,paisa 6, takat 6,tari pase su 6?
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Naresh kanodia – Bapu, apdi pase to 1000 vigha ma dungli na khetar 6.
Munnabhai n College…
Nov 7th
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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Teacher ane student…
Nov 2nd
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Teacher – kaho joi semester system no su faydo 6?
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Student – Faydo hoy k na hoy vars ma 2 var bejjati jarur thai jay 6.
Pati patni ne Lotri…
Nov 2nd
Pati – Jo mane lotri lage to tu su kre?
Patni – Hu addhu inam lai ne hamesh mate jati rau.
Pati – bau saras, mane 50 rs ni lotri lagi 6, le tara 25 rs ane chalti tha.
Kaka….
Sep 25th
Kaka valand pase gya.
valand – kaka val ketla tuka rakhu?
kaka – tari kaki na hath ma na ave etla kri nakh.
Rajnikant Vs Naresh kanodia
Jul 26th
Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai ?
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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Ravan ane bidi..
Jul 18th
Ravan – bidi 6?
Hanuman – nti.
Ram – khotu su krva bole 6 ?
H – Prabhu tme na bolso, ena 10 matha 6, akhu bandle pi jase.
Pati ne Patni…
Jul 18th
Pati ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.
Patni: km ruvo 6o ?
Pati : aa book no ant khub karun 6e.
Patni: kai book?
Pati: Passbook.
Submitted by…
Shah Naman
Santa ni bakari…
Jul 18th
Santa bakri charavto to.
Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6 ?
S – School lai jav 6u.
B – Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.? aje to Sunday 6.
Santa Banta TV…
Jul 4th
Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6.
Banta – pn hu nai joi sku.
Santa – km?
Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.
Bapu sak market ma…
Jul 4th
Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?
Sakvalo – 20 na 500
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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.
Bapu ni modern wife…
Jun 18th
Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,
“See u in the evening”
Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,
dhamki kone de 6 ?
CID returns…
Jun 11th
Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,
wah wah..
Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,
Acp – daya taru nak to saf kar andar ketla gunga 6.
Mother tongue…
Jun 7th
Gujarati chokro form bharta papa ne
Papa mother tongue ma su lakhu ?
Papa – lakhi nakh ‘Very Long’
Gabbar Vs Thakur…
Jun 7th
Gabbar – Ye mobile muje dede Thakurrrrr….
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Thakur – Hal hve hath pag ni masti kare tya sudhi barabr baki mobile ni masti na hoy.
Papa ane Result…
May 17th
Papa – taru result su avyu ?
Son – principal no chokro fail thyo.
Papa – taru ?
Son – pela major no chokro pn fail thyo.
Papa – pn taru su thyu ?
Son – pela Dr no chokro pn
Papa – gadheda hu taru puchu chu.
Son – to tme kya mota prime ministor cho to tamaro chokro pass thai jay.
Madam bhanave…
May 17th
Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,
madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.
Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.
Submitted by….
Vimal Topiwala
Chaapal kya thi leva ??
May 3rd
Derasar,
Mandir,
Gurudwara,
Charch,
Masjid
Jya tamari shradha hoy tya jao pn,
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CHAPPAL to dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.
Santa Vs Aishwariya..
Apr 29th
Santa e Aish ne call kryo,
Santa – Pahechan kaun ??
Aish – no idea
Santa – Then get idea.
Var akha gam ma keto fare 6 get idea ne baira pase j idea nati. ?
Bapu Vs Doctor
Mar 31st
Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,
Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,
Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..
Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !
Submitted by…
Soonil vasava
Bapu Vs Police
Mar 31st
police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????
thodu vicharya pa6i
To halo garba chalu karo
Submitted by…
NIKHIL
Teacher vs Raju…
Mar 31st
Teacher – raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata?
Raju – saheb potpotna ghare thi.
Submitted by..
Bheem
Bapu nu result…
Mar 27th
Bapu potanu result joi ne,
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Wt ???
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hu fail ???
ne e pn English ma ??
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Unpossible…!!
Indian cinema..
Jan 18th
Indian cinema ma sau ti pela konu email id banyu htu ?
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Nathi khabar???
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Shammi kapoor,
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Kmk ene sauti pela kidhu hatu…
YAHOO….
3 inda…
Jan 18th
3 inda (eggs) niche pdya,
Pn ema thi 2 j futya,
km ?
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Thay kyarek evu,
Tame tension na lo,
Msg fwd kro..
Gamda no premi…
Jan 6th
Gamda na premi e premika mate shayri kari,
Su tari chal ne su tari leela?
Su tari chal ne su tari leela?
Hu taro ‘TEESMARKHAN’ ne tu mari ‘SHEELA’.
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