Posts tagged Gujarati SMS
Jo koi puche…
Sep 25th
Jo koi puche k zindgi ma su malyu ne su gumavyu ?
To bindass ti k jo k j gumavyu te mari bhulo 6,
Ne j malyu 6 te ishwar no aashirwad 6.
Kaka….
Sep 25th
Kaka valand pase gya.
valand – kaka val ketla tuka rakhu?
kaka – tari kaki na hath ma na ave etla kri nakh.
Che sukh to…
Sep 25th
Che sukh to man km udas 6,
Vaheti nadi ni jem jindgi jay 6,
Khabar 6 k nti atakti koina vagar aa dunia,
To koi ni yado ti aakho km 6lkay 6?
Kyarek kahi….
Aug 1st
Kyrek kahi na sku to smji jaje,
Kyarek smji na sku to kai deje,
Ek bija ne smjavta kadach resai pn jaje,
Hu manavi na sku to mani jaje.
Prem ma koi…
Jul 26th
Prem ma koi ni pariksha na leso,
Je nibhavi na sko evi sarat na karso,
Jene tamara vagar jivvani adat j nti,
Tene vadhu jivvani dua na apso.
Vatavaran ma bhar….
Jul 26th
Vatavaran ma bhar 6 mitro na maun no,
Hu su kahi gayo 6u, mane khyal pn nti.
Rajnikant Vs Naresh kanodia
Jul 26th
Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai ?
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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Hajaro bhul…
Jul 23rd
Hajaro bhul krva 6ta tamari jat ne tme pyar kro 6o,
To pachi ekad bhul krnar pr atli badhi nafrat km kro 6o ?
Jindgi hasave…
Jul 20th
Jindgi hasave tyare smjvu k sara karmo nu fal avyu 6,
Jyare radave tyare smjvu k sara karmo krvano samay avyo 6.
Pankhar ma vasant…
Jul 20th
Pankhar ma vasant thavu mane game 6,
Yado ni varsa ma bhinjavu mane game 6,
Ankh bhini to kayam rahe 6,
To pn koi na mate hasta revu game 6.
Ravan ane bidi..
Jul 18th
Ravan – bidi 6?
Hanuman – nti.
Ram – khotu su krva bole 6 ?
H – Prabhu tme na bolso, ena 10 matha 6, akhu bandle pi jase.
Santa ni bakari…
Jul 18th
Santa bakri charavto to.
Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6 ?
S – School lai jav 6u.
B – Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.? aje to Sunday 6.
Gujarat ma Mobile…
Jul 14th
Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to ?
to ema ava template hot,
1. Doba call kr.
2. Cigrate leto avje.
3. Pan leto avje.
4. Aav ne tedva.
5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6.
6. Picture jova javu 6 ?
7. Hamna mandi chale 6.
8. Paisa kale api dais paku.
9. Balance nti.
Ane Chelle ??
10. Halti no tha.
Shabd kosh ma…
Jul 14th
Shabd kosh ma bija badha shabdo no arth mali ske,
Pn Jivan no arth to jivan jivi ne j sodhvo pde.
Prathna thi…
Jul 14th
Prathna ti paristhiti nti badlati,
Pn abhigam jarur badlay 6,
Ane badlayelo abhigam pristhiti j nai,
Pn samarga jivan ne badli nakhe 6.
Raat savar ni…
Jul 14th
Rat savar ni rah nti joti,
Khushbu rutu ni rah nti joti,
Je pn khusi ti male duniya ma,
Ene shan ti swikarjo,
Kmk jindgi samay ni rah nti joti.
Santa Banta TV…
Jul 4th
Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6.
Banta – pn hu nai joi sku.
Santa – km?
Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.
Bapu sak market ma…
Jul 4th
Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?
Sakvalo – 20 na 500
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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.
Patthar nu Pagathiyu…
Jun 26th
Je Patthar Nadto Hoy Tenu Jo Pagathiyu Banavta Aavdi Jay
To E Patthar J Manzil Sudhi Pahochadi De 6..
Submitted by…
Piyush
Reverse Police
Jun 26th
Teacher- Jo Tame 001 Dial Karo To Shu Thay?
Pin2- police Jip reverse gear ma Aave Biju Shu… ?
Submitted by…
Rencho
Je loko…
Jun 26th
Je loko aapni saathe vaat karvanu bandh kare chhe,
Te J loko aapna vishe vaat karvanu sharu kare chhe.
Submitted by…
NASARU GHASURA
Mari ek vat…
Jun 24th
Mari ek vat yad rakhjo,
Jivan ma kai male na male,
2 vastu hamesha hak ti mangi j levi joie,
1- samosa jode extra chatni
2- pani puri khadha pachi kori puri
Moklu chu…
Jun 24th
Moklu 6u mithi yad kyak sachvi rakhjo,
Mitro hamesha amulya 6 yad rakhjo,
Tadka ma chayo na lavi ske to kai nai,
Khula page tamari sate chalse e yad rakhjo.
Minbati jevu jivan..
Jun 19th
Jivan to 1 minbati jevu 6,
Samay iche tyare jalavi jay 6,
Samay iche tyare olvi jay 6,
Fakt rai jay 6 yado nu min,
Je ant sudhi koi ni yado apavi jay 6.
Resai na jata…
Jun 19th
Resai na jata mane manavta nati avdtu,
Dur na jata mane bolavta nati avdtu,
Tame bhuli jao tamari marji,
Hu su kru mane to bhulta pn nati avdtu.
Bapu ni modern wife…
Jun 18th
Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,
“See u in the evening”
Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,
dhamki kone de 6 ?
Jivan ma 2 vastu…
Jun 11th
Jivan ma 2 vastu manas ne dukhi kre 6,
1- Jid
2- Abhiman
Jivan ma 2 vastu manas ne sukhi kre 6,
1- Let go
2 – Compromize
Jindgi aam to…
Jun 11th
Jindgi aam to amari 6,
Ema thodi smruti o tamari pn 6,
Rekha o bhale rai tamara hath ma,
Pn tema dhyan ti juo mitrata ni ekad liti to amari pn 6.
CID returns…
Jun 11th
Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,
wah wah..
Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,
Acp – daya taru nak to saf kar andar ketla gunga 6.
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