Posts tagged Gujarati SMS
Sang evo rang sache ?
Jun 7th
Kon kahe 6 sang evo rang?
Manvi shiyal sate nti reto toy luccho 6,
Vagh sate nti reto toy krur 6,
Ne kutra sate rahe 6 toy vafadar nti.
Mother tongue…
Jun 7th
Gujarati chokro form bharta papa ne
Papa mother tongue ma su lakhu ?
Papa – lakhi nakh ‘Very Long’
Sci Vs Arts Vs Com
Jun 7th
Science vala vichare 6 k gulab kvi rite banyu ?
Arts vala vichare 6 k gulab kvi rite dorvu ?
Pn Commerce vala vichare 6 k gulab kone apvu ?
Its real marketing.
Gabbar Vs Thakur…
Jun 7th
Gabbar – Ye mobile muje dede Thakurrrrr….
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Thakur – Hal hve hath pag ni masti kare tya sudhi barabr baki mobile ni masti na hoy.
Tara hathe j…
Jun 4th
Tara Hathej to Gavayo 6u,
Ne tara mate Vagovayo6u,
Duniya su kahese aeno mane Dar nathi,
Pan tu j Kahe 6 hu Badlayo 6u.
Submitted by….
Ashish H Shrimali
Bapu na English name…
Jun 4th
BAPU NA ENGLISH NAME
Unbeaten Loin: Ajaysinh
Egostic Loin: Gumansinh
Neat & Clean Loin: Nirmalsinh
Heavenly Loin: Divyarajsinh
Lotus Loin: Pankajsinh
Expert Loin: Pravinsinh
Rare Loin: Durlabhsinh
Record Loin: Loin: Vikramsinh
Father Loin: Janaksinh
Healthy Loin: Joravarsinh
Love Loin: Mohabatsinh
Brave Loin: Bahadursinh
Energey Loin: shaktisinh
Young Loin: Juvansinh
Mountain Loin: Prabhatsinh
Serious Loin: Gambhirsinh
Beautiful Loin: Manoharsinh
Vertue Loin: Parakramsinh
Earth Loin: Pruthvisinh
Loin Loin: Vanrajsinh
Tuesday Loin: Mangalsinh
Time Loin: Tembha
Moon Loin: Chandrasinh
Cold Loin: Hembha
Handicap Loin: Khodubha
Small Loin: Bachubha
Black Loin: Kalubha
Poor Loin: Bhikhubha
Over Smart Loin: Paktubha
Submitted by….
Chirag
Tara dil ma…
Jun 4th
Tara dil ma rehta n avdyu,
Hu 6u sidhi prem karta n avdyu,
Fari gai tari ankho jem mane joine,
Mane kem a rite farta n avdyu?
Submitted by…
Mukti
Sagar ni pele par…
Jun 3rd
Sagar ni pele par koi radatu hse,
Tamne yaad kari ne koi tadapu hse,
Jara dil par haath rakhi vichari to juo,
Tamare mate pan koi jivatu hse.
Door Rahishu To…
Jun 3rd
Door Raishu To Pan Dil Ma Raishu,
Samay Na Sathvare Fari Malta Raisu,
Aam To Hu Chandra Nathi, Chatay Karso Yad,
To Amas Ma Pan Malta Raisu.
Premi Premika…
May 22nd
Premi romantic mood ma,
Darling – Dariya ma hoy ene MOTI kvy,
to aankh ma hoy tene su kvy ?
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Premika – Doba ene MOTIYO kvy.
Samay na bandhan…
May 22nd
Samay na bandhan nathi hota,
Khari gayela paan kadi lila nathi hota,
Kahe chhe loko bijo prem kari lo,
kon samjave emne ke sacha PREM na alpaviram nathi hota.
Submitted by…
Alex
Ame Aada Padi…
May 22nd
Ame Aada Padi Tya Pan Visaama Melvi Lidha,
Oobha Rahevani’ey Sagavad Je Rasta Ma Nathi Hoti..
-Mariz
Submitted by…
Manthan Bhavsar
Bija je…
May 19th
Bija je aghru smje ene selai ti karvu e ‘Akkal’,
Ane Akkal je asakya smje e karvu enu nam Genious.
Hath 2 che…
May 17th
Hath 2 6e ne 1 piyali 6,
Khuda 1 6 ne hajar savali 6,
Hajar ful 6 ne 1 mali 6,
Avi kismat ne su kahu,
Takdir hath ma 6 ne hath khali 6.
Papa ane Result…
May 17th
Papa – taru result su avyu ?
Son – principal no chokro fail thyo.
Papa – taru ?
Son – pela major no chokro pn fail thyo.
Papa – pn taru su thyu ?
Son – pela Dr no chokro pn
Papa – gadheda hu taru puchu chu.
Son – to tme kya mota prime ministor cho to tamaro chokro pass thai jay.
Madam bhanave…
May 17th
Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,
madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.
Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.
Submitted by….
Vimal Topiwala
Pal ma bhulay…
May 17th
Pal ma bhulay te prit na kevay,
Aapni yaad na aave te meet na kevay,
Ame tamne prem thi sandesho mokliye,
Ane tane reply na karo a tamari rit na kevay.
Submitted by….
rohit ghoniya
Hu Ek Khuli Kitab….
May 16th
Hu Ek Khuli Kitab 6u,
Tame Jem Chahyu tem Lakhato aavyo 6u,
Kaik Vechva Nikdyo Hato,
Ane Aaj sudhi Vechato J Aayo 6u..
Submitted by…
Koms Patel
Kyarek tu…
May 9th
kyarek tu yad bani ne same avi jay 6,
kyarek adrasya bani ne mane mali jay 6,
km kri ne bhulavu tne mara jivan mati,
jyare pn koshish kru 6u, tu Atmasat thai jay 6.
Chaapal kya thi leva ??
May 3rd
Derasar,
Mandir,
Gurudwara,
Charch,
Masjid
Jya tamari shradha hoy tya jao pn,
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CHAPPAL to dukane ti j kharidvano agrah rakho.
Santa Vs Aishwariya..
Apr 29th
Santa e Aish ne call kryo,
Santa – Pahechan kaun ??
Aish – no idea
Santa – Then get idea.
Var akha gam ma keto fare 6 get idea ne baira pase j idea nati. ?
Saralta thi…
Apr 29th
Saralta ti kai na male to dukhi na thaso,
Mali jai jo badhu to prayatna su krso ?
Sapna badha hakikat nti thata,
Thase badhu hakikat to sapna su joso ??
Yad ni sathe..
Apr 29th
Yad ni sate thodi tajgi moklu 6u,
Niswarth ni thodi sadgi moklu 6u,
Savar ni sitalta aneri hoy 6,
Divs saro jay evi subhkamna moklu 6u.
Suvichar…
Apr 29th
Jindgi ne saralta ti samjva mate 3 vat yad rakhva jevi 6.
1 – Radvu nahi
2 – Ladvu nahi ane koi ne
3 – Nadvu nahi
Rasta Ghana che…
Mar 31st
Rasta ghana 6 ne manzil 1 6,
Iswar 1 6 ne hajar nam 6,
Hajar ful 6 ne 1 mali 6,
Salu ketlu gajab 6 k,
Takdir hath ma 6 ne hath khali 6.
Bapu Vs Doctor
Mar 31st
Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,
Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,
Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..
Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !
Submitted by…
Soonil vasava
Bapu Vs Police
Mar 31st
police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????
thodu vicharya pa6i
To halo garba chalu karo
Submitted by…
NIKHIL
Teacher vs Raju…
Mar 31st
Teacher – raju,bol angrejo kythi avya hata?
Raju – saheb potpotna ghare thi.
Submitted by..
Bheem
Hu chandi rate…
Mar 27th
Hu chandi rate nikalyo to ne,
Mari safar kharchai gai,
Kaik manjil pan mashur hati ne,
Rasta pn badnam hata…
100 gram…
Mar 27th
8888888
8888888
8888888
8888888
su juo cho ??
100 gm magfadi 6,
foli ne pachi moklo,
navra j cho ne….
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